I was thinking the other day...while I was limping to the training room at North...

Whose stupid idea was it to put the training room on the third floor? I mean, really, what kind of moron makes that decision?

Construction guy #1: Well now that we are done building this oversized-brick-box of a school where do you think we should put the trainers' room?

Construction guy #2: Hmm good question. Who will be using the training room the most?

CG #1: The weak and injured athletes.

CG #2: How about the third floor?

CG #1: But don't you think it will be hard for these poor injured children to climb three flights of stairs to get help?

CG #2: Probably.

CG #1: Hmm. Okay. Good idea! These people are so lucky that they have us building their school for them.

CG #2: I know, we are the best. Now for the classrooms. I was thinking we could put some holes in the ceilings.