As many of you know I have been searching for successful pick up lines. My most recent one: "I just love your brain" has not been working. I went to a love website to look up possible pick up lines. I found a few but what really intrigued me was the sites "places to make love" section. I will name a few and share my comments.
- On a motorcycle- now this one stuck out in my mind, I am guessing they are meaning when it is not in motion but still it seems like it would be quite difficult.
- On a trampoline- ....no comment.
- In the middle of nowhere- that was actually on the top 40 list....sounds very romantic...."so honey now that we are completely lost in the middle of no where lets make love."
- In the car in heavy traffic- Sounds a bit dangerous to me. "Yes officer, we were having sex when I accidentally stepped on the gas pedal."
- On a jungle gym at a park at night- I would hate to live near that playground. "Yes mom its the Smiths again, tomorrow night the Jeffersons said it was their turn."
- In the living room during the day with the windows wide open- hm...
- In a public restroom- I don't find public restrooms incredibly sexy places to make love in but hey whatever floats your boat.
- In a very big bed- How big a bed is necessary?
- On a secluded island beach- well thats very nice if I had my own secluded island.
- In a movie theater- I believe Pee Wee Herman was arrested for that.
- In the ocean- That sounds okay unless it was stormy and the waves kept knocking you under water.
Those are just a few of the 40 different "sensual locations to make love." Here is the link if you want to see the rest: Click here
